I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore...

I went out today behind the dump. Left work early, 12:15 and got in the woods. I went to my usual tree and because so many leaves fell I wanted to get into a different spot. I searched for a good tree and settled on an ok one. I didn't realize that the stand wouldn't fit around larger trees. I got up the tree and was facing the wrong way. The tree was leaning to one side and I had a hill behind me so on one side I felt really close to the ground, but on the other I felt like I was touching the sky. So...all in all...I was NOT comfortable! THEN...the wind started. It was WINDY!! I was swaying back and forth...a few times, I actually held on to the tree!! Unfortunately, I didn't see a thing!